What Is The ‘Alt-Right’?

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A recent speech by Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton criticizing the “alt-right” movement and its support of Republican nominee Donald Trump has shone the national spotlight on the ideologically conservative group. Here’s what you need to know about the “alt-right”:


Beliefs

Why ruin your day by getting into this?


Precursors

Long lineage of conservative philosophers including Hans-Hermann Hoppe, Julius Evola, and “U Mad Bro” 4chan meme


Membership

Over 40,000 individuals currently appealing ban on Wikipedia editor account


Origin

Although generally considered an online movement, the “alt-right” actually has its roots in the evolution of adrenal glands in vertebrates 525 million years ago

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Against

Political correctness, immigration, feminism


For

Being against political correctness, immigration, feminism


Notable Achievements

Finally convincing Twitter to take online harassment seriously


History

Movement began in earnest after Ronald Reagan aired his famous “It’s Morning In Cuckmerica” campaign ad in 1984

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How It Differs From Traditional Conservatism

Even less diverse


Chief Opponents

Social media sites’ conduct policies


Goals

Members hope to preserve European culture, promote nativism, feel less sad and angry about everything all the time, and oppose political correctness

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How Long Will The Movement Last?

As long as there are libtards that need uncucking